Ski Toilet in Japan

Jul 2

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georgia-maxThe Japanese are always devising new ways to enjoy their coffee — the latest is a contraption by Georgia Max Coffee. The cubicles were fully wrapped on all sides, so that the person caught short would have a ski jumper’s view when they were sitting on the loo. The person could look down at their skis (simply printed on the floor of the cubicle) and see the steep ski jump slope ahead of them. The toilet paper holder carried the only brand messaging in the cubicle, reading: “Seriously kick-ass intensely sweet for the real coffee super zinging unstoppable Max! Taste-explosion!”

The café wants to bring passion to its customers when they finished drinking.

Boyfriend dumps girl after fallout with wisdom teeth

Jul 2

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Natalie has her wisdom teeth taken out and started rambling and complaining how hurt she is. Maybe she should just keep quiet.

Size does matter

Jul 2

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Two armed robbers in Malaysia had to leave behind most of their ill-gotten gains because their getaway car was too small, reports The Associated Press. The thieves held up guards in a security van containing $1.3 million at a shopping mall in Kuala Lumpur but had to leave $786,000 behind because they were unable to fit the bundles of cash in their car. “The bags are quite big. I consider them quite stupid. Their planning was very shortsighted,” said district police chief Shakaruddin Che Mood.

Top 10 Advantages of Being Asian

Jul 2

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  1. You can pretend you don’t speak English when you’re around stupid people.
  2. Everyone asks your advice on computers, cameras, carryout, VCRs, Toyotas and Karate.
  3. You look enough like Bruce Lee that when you get in a fight, all you have to do is squint your eyes and howl to scare people.
  4. There are a lot more opportunities for casting in war movies.
  5. No one expects you to drive well.
  6. People mistake you for a Laundromat owner and bring you a lot of neat clothes.
  7. You can be from Ohio and still be considered “exotic”
  8. If you ever commit a crime, you can get good laughs when your description is passed around (black hair, brown eyes, glasses).
  9. You get people coming up to you all the time saying neat things in languages you don’t speak.
  10. During times of way, you get free outdoor housing at a local house track.

Tiana Ta – Asian Model

Jul 2

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Tianna Ta - Asian Model

Tiana Ta - Asian Model

Tiana Ta - Asian Model

Funny Asian People

Jul 2

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This is from a TV show. As part of the TV show, a mob would run down the street to scare the crap out of old people.

How to Make your Asian girlfriend Eternally Happy!

Jul 1

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  1. Be RICH. This is important for you, but not for her. For her the number two rule follows.
  2. Spend MONEY on HER. This is the most important thing for her, whether you are rich, have any money, or must lie, steal, or kill to do it.
  3. Be TALL. Of course you have no real control over this, but if you don’t do it, she will secretly and forever resent you for it and it will come out of left field to smite you. Preferably be about one foot taller than her – not for comfort or aesthetics, but because you are a trophy and, as always, the bigger the better.
  4. Be a MINDLESS ZOMBIE RULED BY HER. Forget what you’ve heard about submissive Asian women. They actually rule every relationship with insidious and painful, passive-aggressive, guilt-evoking, whiny, crying mind-control.
  5. Have the EMOTIONAL STABILITY OF A 4-YEAR-OLD. She will be impressed and enraptured by your delight at the sight of Hello Kitty, stuffed animals, puppies, kitties, duckies, bunnies, as well as chocolates, shiny jewelry and other trinkets and knick-knacks. Also, she will understand perfectly well if you pout over the smallest perceived slight or slip and demand to be appeased, assuaged, or made up to. If you behave any other way, she will never understand it.
  6. Dress like a PRETTY-BOY GEEK. This will save her the trouble of replacing your wardrobe and dressing you, herself.
  7. Remove EVERY HAIR ON YOUR BODY EXCEPT THOSE ON YOUR SCALP. The sight of a whisker on your face reminds her that somewhere inside you, something is trying to grow. You must not grow – you must be as unchanging and constant as the firmament.
  8. There are NO MORE RULES to making your Asian girlfriend eternally happy. If any situation arises which you feel the rules have not addressed, you are mistaken – immediately refer to the primary rules #1 and #2 – they are the solution in every such case.

Baby Buddha’s Bulging Basket Bothers Believers

Jul 1

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A rare and beautiful type of algae called marimo grows in some lakes in Japan’s northern island of Hokkaido. Marimo forms soft green globes that sit in clusters on the lake bottom.

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Combine the word marimo with the name of a phenomenon that’s not quite so rare—mokkori, meaning an erection—and you might picture a guy who looks as if he’s carrying a large ball of algae in the front of his pants.

That guy is Marimokkori, a funny green doll often found on key chains. The image originated in Hokkaido, and though the details may vary from one doll to the next, all Marimokkori have at least these two things in common: a big smile and a big bulge in their trousers.

marimodoll Baby Buddha’s Bulging Basket Bothers Believers picture

One particular version of the character recently got its manufacturer in hot water. This adorable little fellow is in a seated position, and like all his counterparts, he sports the trademark big grin and big bump. Something sets him apart, however: In his gold headdress and ancient robe, he bears a distinct resemblance to common statues of the Buddha.

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That, it seems, was a little too much for the monks of the famous eighth-century Todaiji temple in Nara. The irreverent figurine was being sold in the region, and the monks asked HN and Associates, its manufacturer, to take it off the market.

The company apparently didn’t put up much of a fight, promptly granting the monks’ wish. They must have figured it wasn’t a good idea to offend people with friends in high places.

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How to be an Asian Teeny Bopper

Jul 1

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Asian people (usually males in their teens) who try to act cool by doing things such as smoking, dancing, and acting in a very Asian gangster way. Some examples are the way they dress and their hair (very noticeable and hair is usually straightened then waxed with the classic gatsby). LAN gaming and dancing ,such as the Melbourne shuffle and c-walking, are also a major part of being an Asian teeny bopper. Asian TB’s also have to hang out in asian places so they are able to meet with other Asian tb’s and so called “crews”.

Guy 1: I was in line at Mcdonalds with this Asian Teeny bopper today, he started c-walking right in front of me.

Guy 2: Yeah, there are so many Asian TB’s today; it’s really annoying.

Why Asian guys can’t get white girls

Jul 1

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