As part of a 'Keep Malaysia Pure' campaign, three devout Muslim guys devoted themselves to having prostitutes locked up, escort agencies closed down and all women obliged to wear sack-like dresses to conceal their figures.

The Malay government was so pleased that they awarded the three a free holiday anywhere in the world. "Where would you like to go?" they were asked.

The three immediately replied; "Bangkok".

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