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You Know You Watched Too Much Dragonball Z When...
- You set yourself on fire and yell "Kaioken!" in an attempt to
use the Kaioken,and immediately get burned to death.
- You exercise with tons of weights on your body and tell all your friends
that you're trying to turn into a Super Saiyajin.
- You buy 7 large marbles and try to summon Shenlong,the Eternal Dragon.
- You and all of your friends believe that the school bully is Frieza.
- After getting beat up by the school bully, you tell your friends to just
wish you back with the Dragonballs.
- You tear a pair of glasses in half, paint it green, tape it to one side of
an earmuff and wear it over your ear as you walk down the street laughing
and pointing at everyone as if they had low power level.
- When you play Goldeneye 007 for the Nintendo 64 you chase down your
friends in Multiplayer saying "I'm coming to get you, Kakarot!"
(this one I actually did ^_^).
- You tell everyone you know that you have a tail and you've had it since
- When you go to the gym at school you ask the teacher where the Gravitron
- You buy a 10 lb. bag of Jellybeans thinking you're getting a good deal on
- You dye your hair purple and buy a Broadsword thinking you're Trunks
(strangely, I have the feeling that some people do this...).
- Whenever you have to go somewhere you always jump into the air repeatedly
thinking you can fly there.
- You think that getting sent to detention means being sucked into the
- You believe that New York City is actually East City.
- You think that the Hawaiian holiday King Kamehamea Day is a day where
everyone is taught the Kamehamea or practices it.