I may look like a nerd, but it's only a disguise.
I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back.
Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school, but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.
Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chick from Street Fighter 2.
What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y'see, I'm finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine.
Yeah, (sniff) I cried during "Joy Luck Club."
Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice!
You know what? It's strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all the time!
Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold spiked rims and a sub-woofered stereo that'll leave you breathless?
My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality.

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