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How To Make Your Asian Boyfriend Eternally
- Always look like a Shiseido Spokes model: he would be proud to take the
girl around shopping and showing her off.
- Never be taller than him: it makes him look bad.
- Compliment! Tell him that his little Honda Civic is a lot sportier looking
than the Porsche.
- Have him upgrade the civic to a prelude his senior year and when he graduates
persuade him to get a Supra.
- Buy him clothes Dead Rap stars would wear: Polo, Hilfinger, Nautica,
Nikes, Timberlands, and Quicksilver (close enough to big brand names).
- Never use more hair products than he does.
- Tell him his baggy clothes makes him look bigger. (BTW, from tric)
- Talk to him in a way that allows him to use what little of Japanese (any Asian
language ) he knows.
- Tell him that he's different from the other white guys on the street. The
special white guy you love.
- Compliment him on both his shirts...the button long sleeve one, and the
print t-shirt he has on underneath.
- Make them think that because they understand your "culture",
they are better than the other guys.
- Pretend everything he talks about is "cool", even though you
can't stand hearing about them anymore. For instance, like when he talks
about videogames, cartoons, etc.
- Pretend to adore his EMOTIONAL STABILITY OF A 4-YEAR OLD, since he is
doing this just for you and thinks that all asian girls love it.
- If he wears a hat or his pants are ripped at the bottom, tell him you love
it that way. Also, make sure that he thinks you believe his wife-beater
t-shirt is nice and even convince him to buy more of them just to convince
him that you like them.