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Confucius Says (I):
- Woman who go to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit.
- Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
- Man who gets kicked in balls, left holding the bag.
- Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
- Passionate kiss like spider web ... lead to undoing of fly.
- Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.
- Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
- Virginity like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
- Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
- Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.
- Baseball all wrong ... man with four balls no can walk.
- Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
- Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
- Man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
- Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
- Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
- Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
- Woman who fly upside down, have crack up.
- Man who go to bed with question of sex on mind wake up with solution well
- Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring