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Plane Crash
By: asianjoke.com
There's a plane flying over the Atlantic, with six passengers: a Frenchman, a
pregnant French woman, an Englishman, a pregnant English woman, an Australian,
and a pregnant Asian-Australian woman.
Lightning strikes both wings, and the plane is going out of control. The pilot
rushes up to the passengers, and says "I'm sorry, but there's only 4
parachutes. As I'm the pilot, it's essential that I get back to tell everyone
what happened to the plane; you'll have to work out who gets the other three
parachutes", so saying, he jumps out of the plane, opens his parachute and
floats down to the ground.
The Frenchman looks at the pregnant French woman, and says "France needs
more Frenchmen, therefore I do this for my country" and he jumps out of the
plane without a parachute. The Englishman looks at the pregnant English woman,
and says "I do this for my country", and jumps out of the plane
without a parachute. The Australian looks at the pregnant Asian-Australian
woman, and says "I do this for my country", and pushes her out of the
plane.
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