10.
"Just reach in and grab the giblets."
9.
"Whew...that's one terrific spread!"
8. "I
am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
7.
"Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
6.
"Talk about a HUGE breast!"
5. "And
he forces his way into the end zone!"
4.
"She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and
it takes 15 men to hold her down."
3.
"It's cool whip time!"
2. "If
I don't unbutton my pants,
I am going to burst!"
...And
the number one thing that sounds dirty at
Thanksgiving but isn't...
1. "It
must be broken 'cause when
I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."