How to be an Asian
Soup up your car.
Wear clothes in two colors: black and white.
Own a cellular phone
Own a grocery store
Be able to play pool, soccer, and tennis
Able to eat these animals including all of their parts (lungs, liver, heart, balls, etc..)
Make it a priority to be late
Aspire to be a mad scientist
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