Two bass players were overheard by an opera patron in the front row discussing the relative merits of the Chinese restaurant they had supper the night before.

The patron complained to the house manager, who apologized and offered to refund the ticket as a gesture of goodwill. Incensed, the patron retorted, "what about that lousy meal I had at the Chinese restaurant your players recommended??"

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