What is a Filipino's idea of devastation?
- It's where you catch de bus.
How does a Filipino use "devastation" in a sentence?
- Hoy auntie, don't you have to go buy your ticket at "DEVASTATION"? (get it the bus station???)
What's the difference between select and choose ??
- Select is when you pick out something...choose is what Filipinos wear on their feet !!!
What do you call a Filipino walking a dog?
- A vegetarian.
What do you get when you cross a Filipino & Hawaiian?
- Somebody who loves to clean yard but no more land.
There are three Santas on the Roof. Which one is the Filipino one?
- The one in the bunny suit.

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